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ARTLURKER Gossip Dump

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Unrelated image “Gossip” by Jody Parmann. Courtesy of www.jody.parmann.com.

After being privy to more tumultuous rumors than we care to remember it is time once again to purge our collective conscious. Beginning the working week by exhibiting a lack of conscience proportionate to that exhibited by the community that gorged us with their sinful buffet of conjecture we now vomit back a vile stew of uncorroborated slander in the form of the ARTLURKER Gossip Dump. This regrettably popular feature, aimed at those who revel in muddy scuffles and minute scandal is as before comprised of volunteered information from a variety of sources, few of which have been verified. Effluent grubbers enjoy…

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4 Comments

  1. relationally not wrote:

    this is nasty dirt

    Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:13 am | Permalink
  2. frenchfartingwhore wrote:

    Genaro is not Dead.

    Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm | Permalink
  3. relationally not wrote:

    thats the nasty part…

    Friday, May 22, 2009 at 12:06 am | Permalink
  4. Jody Parmann wrote:

    I glad you like my painting, but would apprieciate being asked permission for it’s use in the future. And if this is a for-profit endeavor, I’d like compensation.

    Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

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